The Intolerable Clock: A Non-Canon Hexarchate RPG

"Well, my assistant misheard a request and acquired live swans instead of fake ones, then promptly got wasted so she wouldn't have to deal with them. It wasn't a problem until one of them took offense at and then attacked an alien ambassador's shoes. I was also more than a little intoxicated by that point, and Sulen helped me apprehend the damn bird. We managed to chase it out, but it kept coming back and terrorizing guests. Thankfully, the ambassador thought it was a comedy routine, as they'd heard of our factions and had never seen a Rahal and Andan work together. Finally, my wasted assistant decided to show up and proclaim that the swan was under her protection. Someone from the ambassador's entourage apparently found that attractive and the two wandered off with the swan, which was mostly the end of it. So mostly, it wasn't so much that ithe swan went rogue as much as it was the epitome of havoc and cruelty."