[I'm guessing the things you do to deal with a compromised tablet are similar to the things you do to deal with an ugly virus, namely running a bunch of scans and then wiping and starting over if you have to? But Mikodez probably doesn't have access to a clean version of the operating system, unless he's been carrying a copy of Android Fruitbat around in his luggage or something, so giving up on the device is a valid life choice.]
Re: presents from foxes - also paging Iawa