"I have a fucking distance-learning certificate in herpetology, Alaric," Sasha points out. "In addition to my qualifications for armed rebellion." The herpetology certificate went into rather a lot more detail than the rebellion orientation, as it happens. But then, it was a two-year course, or longer part time. In some more perfect universe, Sasha's current role probably qualifies as an internship.

"Would anyone else like to establish a boundary condition?"