"A prayer is a verbal meditation in honor of a supernatural being who doesn't actually exist," Sasha says, with the particular grin that means 'I would really enjoy fighting over this.' "Simultaneously very heretical and very useless."
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Re: weapons and fake titles - paging Seyli, Reshad, Alaric, and Mafyyil
"A prayer is a verbal meditation in honor of a supernatural being who doesn't actually exist," Sasha says, with the particular grin that means 'I would really enjoy fighting over this.' "Simultaneously very heretical and very useless."