[Yup, it's just one goopy mess of wriggly virus squirming around in there gumming up the works.

Sorry, I just had two slices of chocolate cake excuse my metaphors.

I once got stopped by airport security in the...I think the '90s sometime, definitely before 9/11, because I was carrying a massive amount of metal and security was very suspicious.
Let this to be a lesson that on no account should you ever try to take SIX harmonicas with you through the airport scanner.]